how 2 pick up chicks

Hello, & welcome to my blog.
Today I am going to teach you how to pick up chicks.
Now as some of you may know, I too am a yung lady.
SO I KNOW WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT, 18 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE.
So for all you silly bois out there, LISTEN UP.
& for the ladies, just pretend this is how you pick up boiz.
Here in this simple 6 step program, I am going to show you how simple it is to pick up chicks.

Step 1.
GROW SOME.
All you guys complain about is getting rejected. you boys don't even know what rejection is. If you were to simply walk up to a girl, show a little confidence, and start a conversation. Odds are, that girl is going to be completely taken off guard & immediately become interested in you. so you're already off to a good start if you do this.

Step 2.
FOLLOW HER.
Not home, just her instagram or something. I hate to say it, but this seems to be the new way of flirting. Follow her, & like a pic or two. I guarantee that she will do the same back. If you're not on social media, skip to step 3.

Step 3.
GET THE DIGITS.
Next time you see her, walk up and start a conversation, if it's going good, ask for her number. REMEMBER: always be happy and smile when you're around her.

Step 4.
ASK HER ON A DATE.
Do not just text her and ask to "chill", walk up to that chick and ask her out. Have something planned, go somewhere fun. If she is "or you"  not comfortable being alone with you, make it a group date.

Step 5.
REPEAT STEP 4
Keep asking her out, text her often, talk to her during school. keep repeating all of this until you know her well & know you still like her. If you don't like her, BREAK IT OFF. don't try and lead her on. If you're not interested it's best to just back out before you're in too deep.

Step 6.
BOOM
If you've reached this point, she's definitely in to you, so have no fear & tell her how you feel!

*INSERT END QUARTER BUZZER"
Now, if only that's how it worked. But boys these days SUCK. Lets be real here, guys are simply lazy. If y'all were to just put forth a little effort, good things would come from it. So get yo head out ur ays & GO TALK TO A GIRL. Now, for you girls, YOU DO NOT NEED A BOYFRIEND TO FEEL GOOD ABOUT  YOURSELF. Having a boyfriend does not make you any more or less of a person. SO CHILL TF OUT YOUR TIME WILL COME EVENTUALLY. thank you 4 ur time.
sincerely,
Martha